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\rhead[\bfseries The story of something]{\bfseries The story of something}
\lfoot[From: J. K. Paddling]{From: J. K. Paddling}
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\title{On the history of nothing}
\author{J. F. Kramer}
\date{Someday, Somewhere}

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'ello

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